ms. irene wood is having a sale! you lucky people, you!
ohmigoodness, you couldn’t spend your money any wiser! look what my inbox just gave me:
IRENE WOOD IS HAVING AN ART SALE TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 30th (today!) FROM 6:30 UNTIL 9
she lives up in capitol hill and has bunches of gorgeous things that you will fall head over heels for. since she probably wouldn’t appreciate me posting her important contact bits here on the interwebs for people-of-no-good-intent to find, please send her a little note right away for her address! she’s contactable here: firstname.lastname@example.org.